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--Lja

homot ja transut uuniin.

Olis 3 lamppua asennettavana kattoon yhden keskellä olevan tilalle, niin tuhersin tommosen suuntaa antavan suunnitelman mihkä niitä pitäs lätätä. Asennukseen en tarvi ohjeita mut en oo mikään sisustus suunnittelija vielä, ni sanokaa kuinka päin helvettiä noi ny tulee laitettua. Piirrustus taitoja ei tarvi kritisoida, se on käytännössä muistilappu.

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Hitler oli oikeassa on edelleen. Ei uskoisi me ollaan vain koneiston osa joka vain tuottaa surua huomaamattamme.

Ryssät hirteen!

Kill russki. Behead russki. Roundhouse kick a russki into the concrete. Slam dunk a russki baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy russians. Defecate in a russki food. Launch russki into the sun. Stir fry russki in a wok. Toss russki into active volcanoes. Urinate into a russki gas tank. Judo throw russki into a wood chipper. Twist russki heads off. Report russki to the IRS. Karate chop russki in half. Curb stomp pregnant russki. Trap russki in quicksand. Crush russki in the trash compactor. Liquefy russki in a vat of acid. Eat russki. Dissect russki. Exterminate russki in the gas chamber. Stomp russki skulls with steel-toed boots. Cremate russki in the oven. Lobotomize russki. Mandatory abortions for russki. Grind russki fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown russki in vodka. Vaporize russki with a ray gun. Kick old russki down the stairs. Feed russki to bears. Slice russki with a katana. Put a bomb in a russki’s mouth. Throw knives at russki. Inflate russki until they pop. Send russki into a black hole. Castrate russki. Feed russki poisoned food. Force russki to walk the plank. Push russki into a pit. Kneel on a russki’s neck. Curse russki with a spell. Stuff russki babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten russki with a tank. Pop a russki’s car tire. Strike russki children with a ruler. Make russki swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a russki’s limbs. Airdrop russki into Antarctica. Throw russki off the boat. Pressurize russki into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a russki’s ass. Falcon-punch a russki in the face. Make russki into fiction. Blow russki heads off with grenade launchers. Blow russki brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock russki in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail russki to a cross and stab them. Run over russki with a tank feet-first. Crush russki with a press. Attack russki with acid. Boil russki in a pan. Lock russki inside a brazen bull. Burn russki alive. Drag russki across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on russki. Quarter russki. Impale russki on a pike. Tenderize russki with a mallet. Ionise russki in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate russki in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify russki in a black hole. Curse russki with the necronomicon. Trap russki in purgatory. Bang a russki testicles with a spiked bat. Throw russki off a twelve-story building. Freeze-dry russki in the vacuum of space. Fry russki with power lines. Feed russki ricin. Kneecap a russki with a twelve-gauge. Re-enslave russki. Sell russki organs on the black market. Run russki over with an eighteen-wheeler. Throw russki into the Grand Canyon. Burn russki with jet-engine exhaust. Beat russki to death with a tire iron. Cauterize a russki asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice russki to the sun god. Drop russki out of a plane at forty thousand feet. Feed russki to sharks. Load a russki into a cannon and shoot the russki at a concrete wall. Keel-haul russki under a galleon. Disembowel russki with a bayonet. Strap a russki to a cruise missile and launch it at Moscow. Drop russki into Chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter russki. Lure russki in with vodka and trap them with bear traps. Force a russki to learn calculus, then kill the russki anyway. Atomize russki with a power fist. Throw russki into vats full of FEV virus. Choke russki with barbed wire. Throw pianos at russki from 40-story buildings. Throw russki at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze russki in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie russki to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot russki with syringe guns. Defecate on russki food stamps. Make russki pay child support in blood. Build a Newton cannon and fire russki into orbit. Put advertisement posters on russki then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate russki with depleted uranium. Launch a russki with a trebuchet. Send a russki exploring Titanic in a cheap submarine. Use a russki as a crash-test dummy. Tie russki onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire Jackass movie on a russki. Trample russki. Bury russki alive. Play bowling with russki heads as pins. Grate russki with a cheese grater. Get russki stuck in an elevator. Spray a russki’s toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot a russki directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage a russki parachute. Sabotage a russki bungee. Trap a russki under ice. Force a russki to work and support a family of 5. Force russki into gladiatorial combat. Send russki back to warring Siberian tribes. Hide a snake in a russki’s room. Put russki on a hot-air balloon with low gas. Harvest a russki’s organs. Waterboard russki with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay russki. Tie russki to train tracks. Put laxatives in their vodka. Recreate Mortal Kombat fatalities on russki. Gibbet russki. Tie a lightning rod to a russki’s head during a storm. Lure russki into suicide pods. Bury russki neck-deep and surround them with scorpions. Clear a minefield by sending russki to it. Stir russki into cement. Squeeze russki through a chain-link fence. Hack russki socials and make them say they have irrefutable evidence that would lead to Putin’s arrest. Perform an exorcism on a russki. Microwave a russki’s head. Suck a russki into pool drainage ass-first. Pour nitroglycerin inside a russki’s basketball. Inject ebola in their food. Put a chubby russki in a tribe of cannibals. Pressure-wash russki skin. Play games with russki Jigsaw-style. Trim a russki’s nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap a russki to a wind-turbine blade. Flatten a russki in an industrial rolling machine. Turn a russki’s bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of a russki and serve russki patties to other russki. Feed a russki viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of its dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as a russki’s dildo. Stone russki. Tranquilize russki and put them in bear pits. Make a subhuman centipede from russki. Throw a russki down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to russki. Pimp-slap russki into airplane turbines. Displace russki in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Gift a russki a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put dog collars on russki at maximum voltage. Give russki sentient brain parasites. Give russki over to aliens in Area 51 to be probed. Leave russki out for wolves. Drive a russki into a tornado with a remote-controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on a russki. Strap russki on a roller-coaster and use them as target practice. Strap russki to a Judas cradle. Blast russki with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy russki. Whip russki into obedience. Slingshot a russki into orbit. Rocket russki into the sun. Stir-fry russki in a wok. Bite a russki and drink their blood. Urinate into a russki’s gas tank. Judo throw russki into the wood chipper. Unscrew a russki’s head off. Bake russki into russki-pizza. Arrest russki for no reason. Electrocute russki. Curb stomp pregnant russki. Beat a russki up. Slice a russki up and wear their skin. Set russki on fire. Spin russki around until they puke. Tie russki to a train track. Karate kick a russki in the testicles. Stomp russki skulls with steel-toed boots. Broil russki into a broth. Deep fry russki. Fourth-trimester abortions for russki. Blend russki in a blender. Snap a russki’s neck. Throw russki off buildings. Send aliens to abduct russki. Force russki to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush russki with anvils. Throw russki off rooftops. Incinerate russki. Starve russki. Blow russki up with dynamite. Gulp russki. Feast on russki eyeballs. Cave in a russki’s skull. Kiss a russki to death. Peel a russki like a banana. Wipe out russki villages. Deny russki into Heaven. Freeze russki in the vacuum of space. Hard boil a russki. Lock on to russki with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate a russki. Ferment russki into stew. Ensnare russki. Nark on russki to the FSB. Cause a total russki purge. Jam a russki into a geyser. Axe murder a russki. Unleash Smelvin upon russki. Put russki on ships going to Siberia and blow up the ships after they set sail. Total russki death

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Huomenta
Aamumurakat

poistuuko täältä ketjuja

@Heimosenkeimo
@Nakuakka
Sain hivin. Lopettakaa.

Se ois murakat kahvit

Onko japanilaiset liikemiehet jo matkalla?

mietin miksei musiikki kuulu, mutta eihän mulla ollut edes kuullottimia päässä

Putin suututti Intialaiset: ei suostu syömään valtiovierailulla isäntien tarjoamaa paikallista ruokaa

https://www.iltalehti.fi/ulkomaat/a/827bcc4c-5770-437a-8a2f-cf5565e01cf4

Se ois pippeli-ilta
Eli viis lavaa liukkaria, jonka kylkeen 4 pakettia dildoja. Kolme viagraa, Kossu-Tekoperse sekä 10x0,5l spermaa

Se ois coq au vin
Eli kukkoa viinissä, jonka kylkeen rosmariiniperunoita. Puolikas leijona, pepsi max sekä 10x sandels

Se ois peli-ilta
Eli viis lavaa kaljaa, jonka kylkeen 4 pakettia nakkeja. Kolme perunankuorta, Kossu-Battery sekä 10x0,5l lonkeroa

sellainen tiedotusluonteinen asia käyttäjänimimerkille @Psyyke että

onks psyyke änkyräkännissä ku se näemmä blokkas mut :D:D:DD VIESTIÄ EI VOITU LUODA KEKW

Psyyke uhkaa luolastoa homo ja transukuvilla. Vähän sama kuin vaatis homobaaria lopettamaan toimintaansa, tai muuten näyttää niille persettä ;P

pitäis vielä pari tuntia valvoa niin sais kaljaa kaupasta