älä puhu netissä tuntemattomille älä puhu netissä tuntemattomille
uuniin uuniin
paskovat vassarit paskovat vassarit
sitä parempaa väkivaltaa sitä parempaa väkivaltaa
gaza gaza
Keilataas noi tosta kumoon Keilataas noi tosta kumoon
Hello Kitty Hello Kitty
oih oih
Temu Temu
Ei oo naurunasia Ei oo naurunasia
anaalitempaus anaalitempaus
Hiihdon sm kisat Hiihdon sm kisat
Hyviä elokuvia Hyviä elokuvia
Peezza Peezza
hieno suoritus hieno suoritus
sairaat paskiaiset sairaat paskiaiset
scoopydoo raiskattu scoopydoo raiskattu
Tissit Tissit
kylmyys kylmyys
opastaja opastaja
laatutyötä laatutyötä
ujokakka ujokakka
tuhansia gigoja tärkeää tuhansia gigoja tärkeää
ensivaste yksikkö ensivaste yksikkö
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15.08.2018 16:44:00 | 16:50:20
#83608 [+-] Piilota Suosittele

>>83605

No ei varmaan uskota oikeasti vielä pariin sataan vuoteen, mutta Hollannissa Pastafarianismi on virallinen uskonta ja Uudessa Seelannissa Pastafarit saavat vihkiä ihmisiä. :)

Wikistä - "Pirates and Global Warming"

"According to Pastafarian beliefs, pirates are "absolute divine beings" and the original Pastafarians. Furthermore, Pastafarians believe that the concept of pirates as "thieves and outcasts" is misinformation spread by Christian theologians in the Middle Ages and by Hare Krishnas. Instead, Pastafarians believe that they were "peace-loving explorers and spreaders of good will" who distributed candy to small children, adding that modern pirates are in no way similar to "the fun-loving buccaneers from history". In addition, Pastafarians believe that ghost pirates are responsible for all of the mysteriously lost ships and planes of the Bermuda Triangle. Pastafarians are among those who celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day on September 19.

The inclusion of pirates in Pastafarianism was part of Henderson's original letter to the Kansas State Board of Education, in an effort to illustrate that correlation does not imply causation. Henderson presented the argument that "global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of pirates since the 1800s". A deliberately misleading graph accompanying the letter (with numbers humorously disordered on the x-axis) shows that as the number of pirates decreased, global temperatures increased. This parodies the suggestion from some religious groups that the high numbers of disasters, famines, and wars in the world is due to the lack of respect and worship toward their deity. In 2008, Henderson interpreted the growing pirate activities at the Gulf of Aden as additional support, pointing out that Somalia has "the highest number of pirates and the lowest carbon emissions of any country".

Hauskaa juttua.

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